synthetic
Seraphic/8X
Posts: 1321 Joined: 27 Apr 2007, 15:29
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Germans work in beautiful ways
Allow me to leave this here aswell:
One day a guy, my m8, ran like a girl. He was homosexual, like a boy that has his Hormones replaced with pink flowers. Anyway, he had a man with plastic face, dat looked like a david, who has sex with women - wanted to have a biscuit. David looked around for a lamb that he sexed hard. Actually, he was hard like my plant pot. Jessica alba is a sexy beast. Hot stuff. Eric is a suicide bomber who eats metabolic end product. HAHA sap-rise! Richie gave louise bribes to kill a dog called "dammit, come back fuckin idiot", at least, that's how richie called it. His willy was small, like his brain, also has a high pitched voice which is really annoying. He will never get any sex with a such voice. He'll be like OMG and the girl will leave. Richie will den cry "MUMMY :'( why can't i get any sex?" she will laugh at him and say "noob lol". Token and Cyrus laugh cause they had the same problem, but they finally managed to have sex. LMFAO i need a poo LOL k wipe your ass when you've finished your homework, YA RLY, Jesus walked in and shouted 'HERE YE HERE YE' How homosexual is that? Eric and Martin laughed at richie LOL PANTS OFF LMAO. LOL Another guy was lying dead, in fact, he is drunk, this noob. He drank 2 much cow urine. Unfortunatly he, loved louise like richie, says the guy with the homosexual avatar called Emily. Richie told the guy with the avatar this. Again, he couldn't have cause he lost his voice and all he could do was jump and wave with his arms in the air. But, to his surprise, the room had a very low ceiling fan and..headshot? Headshot with a ceiling fan!So he has no head any more, everyone is laughing at him. Richie lived cause he wasn't a tart like Eric is. LOL Token wonders who is nasty now ... Richie beats people up and steals their clothes in dark alleys which is good cause their victims will urine themselves. This makes no sense, Kyle thought, reading Louise's latest contribution to the story. Oh *love*! Thought Kyle, as he realised that the next poster would probably involve him in homosexual stories. I stop writing now, k. LOL exactly, so now its Kyle's turn..unfortunately, he could think of nothing to write. Louise's turn! Yeah! So..back to Kyle...afterwards he went down to knock on a door. The door belonged to an elderly called Ericonia who was a pot addict. Ericonia liked to wear womens clothing, and often hung out at street corners where he would picks up some homosexual guys which he thinks is HOTT. LOL. One day, Eric..I mean Ericonia, decided to go next door where another old man is spying on him. The man, with the help of his dog, Bert, beat Ericonia up with a large cane. When Ericonia woke up he was hanging upside down. 'YOU ARE DIRTY' Says the old man. The old man started to laugh at Ericonia and started to have a heart attack. With his dying breath, the old man managed to say quietly.."Eric', I am your father!" "Bollocks" said Ericonia. LOL! After an hour thinking, Ericonia started to realise somthing and said 'Isn't that phrase meant to be from StarWars? Don't tell George Lucas, or he'll have us for copyright infringement! So Ericonia started to cry in front of his 90 year old 'so-called father' and said: An Irishman walks into a bar. Ouch. Then all die. But a frog is still alive, hopping and eating corpses. The dog then died NOOB IT'S NOT A DOG, IT'S A FROG!!!!1111 Then the frog was kissed by token and turned into the hot girl in his school. She loves him, but he said: "Sorry, but Eric is hotter". Eric went lol and ran off into the sunset and tripped over a a rock and then got trapped in quick sand. Keith said lol i love boys den died in the quick sand 2. Then a bird, that had birdflu, flew into keiths wide open mouth. "YAY" thought Keith, and he ate the bird, and died. Eric came back to life but died again.This happened all due listening to much Bullet for my valentine wich was his band. Eric is the leader singer of shadows band. That's why they haven't sold any album in places wer they dont speak english. Shadow gave up the band and left to join sonata arctica LOL Shadow killed the bandand commited suicide himself too. Eric came back to life. In his dreams he had a jessica alba but it wasnt a dream OMG. Yep, so Jess slapped Eric and said 'WAKE UP YOU STUPID "GIT"' LOL git. Yeah Eric is a git bag LOL. YOU LOVE FAT RICHIE!!!Eric one day realised he had no willy so choped off his nose to replace his ass and den grew a big elephant eater with richie in order to put jesus to death once agen as he has a bigger willy than token. Grim died so he cudnt add anymore rubbish. And Eric started started to urine himself.Grim came back to life as he cant die as he is death anyway so decided to kill eric instead. Eric, pissed himself for the 3rd time. Then Snakey, being the wiseass he is, pointed out that Death doesn't actually kill people, but comes to collect their souls at the time fate has destined for them to die.Suddenly shadow's soul appeared and he started to anoy the crap out of everyone on the whole planet by playing with his guitar for 24/7 .richie then began to gorge on pie wile peeing on eric. LOL said the pie. But, elsewhere, Sander was kissing boys. Well, at least it wasn't the real things. It was the cardboard made models. A pervert old man was watching them. sander made love to this old man. The old man thought Sander was a girl cause of his/her clothes.Sander was wearing a pink string and some girlish white shirt at that moment.no wonder why the old man fell in love with sander =P. After putting down a greenish bottle with Heineken a blue tatoo with name "Shadow" appeared on the old mans arse.Perhaps this man liked his own shadow ?it would be very strange that someone's real name is shadow.Off course shadow is no ones real name , still the tatoo looked very metabolic end product but that didn't bother sander nor the old pervert man. They made love anyway, just by talking. That was their way of sex.sander enjoyed it but eventually gave orals,eric soon joined in but then got kicked 3 seconds later cause he was a newb. Finally, Eric managed to get a cock in the ear.he loved it so much he came on his granny with excitement. *The granny slaps Eric on the face* STOP THE MOCKERY!eric then grew a male sex organ and ownt us all! Uh no i don't think so sayd Eric, he added: "I'm sexy btw". After a moment of silence the granny started to swing her big white ass and ass-slapped Eric who fell on his knees after the extremely wobbly impact!! "I loved it" Eric screamed while he held the grannys hand and pleaded for more ass whomping LOL. So then, the grandma raped Eric. He screamed like a richie,with that high pitched voice. Suddenly they were interrupted by wild pack of evil bunnies who kept jumping on the coupling odd pair like it was a mating season. The bunny must have been on crack.which he clearly was! Afterwards, the bunny hopped out of existance,which was the style at the time.So the raping carried on, which wasn't good at all. Cause richie wanted to join but there was nothing left to rape due to the death of the bunnies that he touched. wasted died GG and woken up! "What a lovely dream" He screamed. As he woke up, he realsiedthat he was still in need of attention by his cuddly bear. But as he reached for it, an irish man jumped throguh the window, IT WAS ERIC! The guy was dressed in black cause he was a goth and a thief. He gave the bear some guiness and then drank it himself cause he's FAT. and because of that, whilst making his escape, he got stuck in a trashcan were a junky was pissing himself when suddenly grim appeared cuz hes also irish.he came out of the junkiesbox and injected apple juice. He felt as if he was a one-legged cow.but he was really a 3 arsed bowlhead. He digged his pack of flavoured lightbulbs."Limited edition, only 25p!" YAY! thought Louise, I might be sexier with a lighbulb in my head. What the hell?! A lightbulb on my head? "Sorry, I meant myself" Token said. So he asked Louise for money, he's meeting Eric tonight, he wants to be sexy. She said yes and she gave him 1k. Go have sex with him she spoke. What a perverted mind, sex, sex, sex ... Louise always thinks about that. But sex is for the healthy and only distorted mind could transform something like this into something else,that explains Token for now. So, using the 1K that he found, Token didn't buy any dresses! What a shock! He bought an antique. Good present for Eric. It's a shame, eric took it up the hoop like a sailor. 'twas all good 'un. This was the happiest day of Eric's life.( But they realised it was wen he walked into moulin rouge, that's the place where Sander dances all night, showing his huge breast and ass) No no...course it was a dream! and then all the poeple in the story above bowed down to rob, coz hes cool. ROb then says OW metabolic end product im in the story now, what will eric MAKE UP about me NOW? Rob decided 2 walk into a porno shop. Eric was with him, he looked old but he is actually 13. "OMG THAT'S A GREAT DILDO" Rob said,"let's buy it !" "What are we going to do with it?!" Eric, screamed. Eric den said give it 2 louise LOL. "EFF YOU" She said. "Use it on yourself." Richie soon found out about this and they both had fun. Yes, Eric and Richie laughed as louise walks with a limp now.kinda like john wayne after he was on a horse for several years but then again a good kick in the arse can fix anything. Batman walked, nah in fact he ran, trying to take a girl to rape her, ahhhhh, what a man. batman was so happy because he lost his virginity.he decided to buy a new one when louise gave hers LOL. 'I DONT WANT IT, I WANT ERIC'S. HE'S MY homosexual!' So then, Batman took Eric's virginity and also his life as slavery. But den louise header for her lover on the train. Eric got there firt. He laughed at the guy on the train and ran away and died before louise and her man GOT IT ON. Eric was sad, he was crying. He was homosexual and he wanted to "HAVE IT". The guy came back alive and they "HAD IT".richie showed up and boy was he smelly and dirty minded.but he had his willy out because louise was on it.it was very small like my scores in dx said jesus.lol sed grim everyone laughed with him at louise and her small man. Eric is jealous and then he got pissed, so drunk, he had sex with a hobo. dat hobo turned out to be jessica alba. No. It wasn't. A hobo is a hobo. It cannot change, unless you do your gender. dirty woman louise died of aids. Man prostitute Eric died of foot and mouth.rofl grim cried as he helped louise back to life but suddenly ROB blasted in the roob, like rambo, and got out LOADS of gunz, and shot SMOOKIE (the ghey) in the head, 50 times.grim got angry and transformed like he always does,into rocky!!!but wait,rocky is rambo,so rob and grim merged to be rockbo!!! LOL at the two Rockbo's. So afterwards when they did their job, they started to attack each other. grim didnt want to but he did want to be the real rockbo. No one is the real one, if there is so, it would be.........that hobo!!lost my trail of thought.shex ne one? Nah sorry, I must go, said Rockbo . a sailor jumped into the air. Yarg. He was homosexual. "YAY!" Eric thought whilest pissing himself once again. No way is that the first time, it was his fourth time FFS. Then the merry group was brutally raped by half-peeled banana. Ken hid in the bushes and laughed his ass off.lol no he didnt he rofled. And he giggled like a girl. Like a very very masculine girl, with big chest hair and moustache. He decided to get rid off his hairs.he did this by geting richie to scratch him but not with his hands lol He did it with his tongue, rawr sexy, lick my chest.danny aka bobmonkhouse aka baraka aka apocalipse aka subzero was that hairy dude!! Freaky. He morphed into another guy. Its good that he didnt morph into another hairy girl. Or did he *wink wink*. He raped the girl who was actually himself and then got scared. he had the disease noobatilliosis, it can never be cured. It only occurs when u play against eric and get pwnt like 52-13 XD. 'Who's scores are those?!' Says a tiny voice from the goldfish. OMFG UNBELIEVABLE THAT WAS A PINK SQUIRREL. Oh wait.. the violet mediumsized hair on the nutcrackers ass indicates the very presence of.. Token o: .omg tok lol. Ok, in fact the score was 46-5 (remember Eric? (He did own me with this score)))lol eric then wtfpwnt tok with his hobo lover granny. Evil granny erased all scores and pwned them all with a oiled lockpick.lol said the medbot as he did strange things to the repair bot. It will never be the same medbot it used to. It now recharges bioenergy instead of health O_O OMG Rob was red, and used the strange medbot LOL OWNED.instead of healing rob grew and extra arm and held to guns.WTFPWNT mode activated,robbeh began to blow the metabolic end product outa everyone.spree off 40 lol. He injected himself some shitload of pink hormones and became john c. rambo :swats wrong with rambo? asked rockbo and punched his nose
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