a) G36 is the noobiest weapon ever.
Why?
1. That lame 1,5x scope makes me laugh.
2. Very low damage
3. Huge spread.
b) Knife is the best weapon ever.
Why?
1. very high damage
2. throw-mode requires a lot of skill but is deadly when mastered
3. you can kick people while slicing then

4. you can humiliate campers :>
c) People that say "sr8 is for noobs" are so full of crap.
Why?
1. sr8 requires a shitload of skill
2. if the sniper misses, his enemy with an auto (like lr300) will surely kill him
3. the feeling when you kill someone with sr8 is just great
d) UMP45 is the best secondary weapon ever.
Why?
1. very high damage
2. low spread
3. high accuracy
e) smokes are noobish
Why?
1. if enemy throws a smoke, you know that they are coming and you can prepare yourself
2. nobody sees a thing, lots of teamkills can happen
f) hk69 is so *loving* noobish on uptown when you're in blue
why?
1. those lamers camp in the windows on the right and shoot those high-damage nades into your respawn
2. blue cannot do the same to red, cause their respawn is too high and noone can aim a hk nade there
3. of course I'm cool with hk's on other maps
g) sr8+ump+de+med+kevlar is the best all-around sniper setting
Why?
1. sr8 - best sniper weapon, self-explanatory,
2. ump - look @ d
3. de - best weapon if an auto gets close, 5-6 quick shots and he's dead
4. kevlar - for those nasty autos, gives you time to take out your deagle
5. medkit - if you have a good team, they will heal you up to 90%
Discuss.