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Which is a better insult?

Posted: 19 Oct 2008, 05:17
by Skilgannon
I don't dare put this in OFF-BEAT club for fear of what Spaz'll do to it. :D :lol:

Which is a better insult for someone you really, really hate?

Big fat hairy smelly smeggy cock? Or:
Tiny microscopic stinky chipolata-male sex organ?

Just wondering, plus I'm in a SPA(ZZ)MMY mood right now...... :D

Posted: 19 Oct 2008, 16:05
by Kuchcik
ur mum

best insult ever

Posted: 19 Oct 2008, 17:24
by Skilgannon
Meh, only works in certain situations. You can call someone a cock anytime. :D

Posted: 19 Oct 2008, 20:36
by ShadowRunner
Your mom is so ugly I need a bag over my head too, in case hers falls off...

Posted: 19 Oct 2008, 21:38
by Skilgannon
You been watching Yo Momma on MTV again Shadow? I told you before, that metabolic end product rots your brain. :D :lol:

Posted: 19 Oct 2008, 22:37
by Vaan
the best thing to say to anyone is

'cock off, you shiny knob jockey'

Posted: 20 Oct 2008, 01:59
by Skilgannon
Rofl!

Posted: 20 Oct 2008, 15:34
by [FGS]FlyingGhost
roflmao

Posted: 20 Oct 2008, 15:41
by ~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~
Go away :oops:

Posted: 20 Oct 2008, 17:03
by Kuchcik
i love you too

Posted: 20 Oct 2008, 19:13
by ~][FGS][Nobody~
ShadowRunner wrote:Your mom is so ugly I need a bag over my head too, in case hers falls off...
Jaja, your-mom jokes.


Your mom is so fat, if she jumps into the air, she gets stuck.

Posted: 21 Oct 2008, 00:05
by SPAZ ROFELZ
Hmm, both those insults seem rather lame. I'd prefer something along the lines of:

I'm going to rip out your ribs, use them to gouge your eyes out, *love* you in the head until you get coital headache syndrome, sell your ass to the Russian prostitution ring and arrange for you to be raped by an array of dictators until the pressure builds up and your skull explodes.


Blow me also works.

Posted: 21 Oct 2008, 01:41
by Kothar
ROFLMAO :morons:

Posted: 21 Oct 2008, 11:40
by Skilgannon
Spaz you should'a been a comedian! ROFL!! Go on! Get out there with ya and give those bollixes Ed Byrne and Dara O'Brien a run for their money! :D :lol: :smt046

Posted: 21 Oct 2008, 14:58
by [FGS]FlyingGhost
kothar roflmao is mine thing :(

to spaz:
DAMN GOOD you look like someone i saw on TV :D