SPLIT - RTK Hacked Again

[Kothar]

grues are terrible creatures, they are the only things known that can kill Chuck Norris and swallow the entire universe whole at the same time. The only thing that can kill a grue, is an even bigger grue...

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

Wtf is a grue?

[~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~]

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

Hmmm..K

[Kothar]

How to Deal With a Grue
* Die.
* Scream and die.
* Scream, struggle, and die.
* Scream, struggle, metabolic end product yourself, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, metabolic end product yourself, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, metabolic end product yourself, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
* Scream, run, struggle, metabolic end product yourself, listen to any emo song, look at a picture of Michael Jackson, and die.
* Recite every line of Moby male sex organ in Italian. Grues love the Italian language, so it will subdue them for awhile. Of course when you are done reading, the grue will still eat you.
* Sing one of Michael Bolton's classic songs. Grues hate Michael Bolton. Of course they will still eat you, but you can have the satisfaction of having irritated a grue.
* Drink a glass of milk; 2.6% of grue are lactose intolerant, safe in the knowlege that the Grue will get diarrhea when it finally gets round to eating you, which is very quickly.
* Use extreme sarcasm...then die.
* Build a sandcastle. It won't help at all, and you will be eaten, but it is a fun activity.
* Cast Frotz. This only works for wizards, enchanters, and other magically-enabled people.
* DON'T WANDER AROUND IN THE DARK, YOU MORON! Alternatively, light your torch.
* It is a little known fact that Grues like hearing haikus. Therefore reciting a haiku to a grue will extend your life by 17 syllables.
* Wrap a towel around your head. Although the grue will still eat you, it will make the postprandial cleanup easier. Plus, if you have telepathy you will be able to see the grue while it eats you.
* Yell for your mum over and over again until you die.
* Strip naked and perform an ancient Mayan rain dance, and pray that the rain distracts the grue.
* Call for a republican, and die.
* Continually masturbate. That's right. Day in, day out. It'll work, so long as there are kittens in the world.

[SPAZ ROFELZ]

Shut the hell up

[Kothar]

lmao this is spam i can say whatever the *love* i want.

i was bored so i looked it up on uncyclopedia

[~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~]

I am the prototype of a much larger system.

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

What system?

[SPAZ ROFELZ]

Popeye.exe

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

SPAZ.bum

[SPAZ ROFELZ]

true.dat

[Mastakilla]

If your site gets "hacked" 5 times, you might consider changing some things... :$

[SPAZ ROFELZ]

Stop being assholes

[Skilgannon]

Stop being assholes

They're not though, that the thing. They're all very nice people. The assholes, are those doing the hacking.