bob the chatbot

[mikak]

in ALTfire, Nobody asked bob who was his creator, and he named me: Dan Mikak. THE CHATBOT LIES!!!

this is what happened; i joined LOX's 0-Aug server for a few rounds, and as soon as i joined bob asked me if my name was biblical, so i replied to him that 'Micah was the biblical name he was thinking of', so he said 'so nice of you to explain'. 'no problem' i reply. then he asked me my real name, and like a fool i answered. we had many entertaining rounds with bob then migrated over to ALTfire

in ALTfire the mood turned sombre, comprehensively against bob and his rantings, thus the question was asked, and an untruthful answer was given. DAMN YOU bob!

i must plead my innocence, i had nothing whatsoever to do with bob the chatbot, i was merely the fool to be tricked by his intellectual conversing

on a lighter note; hilarity ensured when bob told us he had a small penis and desired to build a robot body

[chin.democ.]

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

Right, I asked Bob for his creator, but Bob said, he was created by Joseph Hopkins.

[Poor]

I always thought mikak was supposed to be something like "Mike Hawk".

And with Bob, a IP ban for a friendly chat bot seems harsh, doesn't it?

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

Well, I haven't banned him for chatting in general but because his chat messages don't appear in the logs.
Due to my longstanding anti-chat research, I know how this can be done and therefore I know that this is related to console/engine hax and abusing flaws of the game's netcode.

[~DJ~]

wait wtf is dis metabolic end product and how come i'm missing spam posts? HOW CAN I NOT SEE NEW SPAM POSTS? IS THIS A CONSPIRACY?

[Mastakilla]

I somehow missed this too, what the fricker

[~DJ~]

us both? the spammers? this is a conspiracy.
WE MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.