So like, my house is fucked

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 19 Aug 2008, 15:47

House got flooded, pictures in a post below.

Post by **~][FGS][Nobody~** » 19 Aug 2008, 15:57

Holy metabolic end product... that sux man.

But not related to DX: MOVED

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:01

This is DX related, it's me. I AM DEUS EX.

Post by **~][FGS][Nobody~** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:08

Hmm... true true...

You are EX-Deus, because I am DEUS 8)

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:18

Ok I made the thread better:

So yeah, I took on God this weekend and he decided he'd kick my ass by sending a biblical flood to my house, pictures below:

Round 1 God sends a mass of water to beat the metabolic end product out of my house.

But AHAH he didn't see this one coming, Spaz fights back by closing the muthafucking door!

At this point God called the emergency services who evacuated us, thus meaning God won, but I say it was a close battle.

The Aftermath

This is the house from the front, I used to have a normal driveway and a fence there... *love* knows where that is now.

This was the view from inside the kitchen, sorry bout the shitty quality but I was in a bit of rage when I took the picture.

This door was actually blown open by the force of the water/debris.

No idea what the *love* happened here, this used to be concrete...

This is the view from the back door into the kitchen, the doors held but the water came in anyway...

That shed was full of old tires and lawnmowers. Apparently that's what took out the fence. *loving* God...

So ye, my house is fucked. Donate or God will smite you.

Post by **ShadowRunner** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:37

You had insurance right...

and where the hell is that?

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:41

It's in ireland, and ye insurance has covered it all and we're looking at 7-8 months of work until the house is finished and 20k-40k in compensation.

Post by **Kothar** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:44

damn.... did you happen to have natural disaster insurance? o.O

sniper · Post by **sniper** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:46

hahaahhaha hobo

SPAZ ROFELZ · Post by **SPAZ ROFELZ** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:46

Lol, because there was a river beside our house we had to get it assessed when we were attaining insurance, according to the assessor the river was never gonna be in a position where it could damage the house. So we're getting compensated to the balls.

Post by **ShadowRunner** » 19 Aug 2008, 16:50

bet that deluge came as a bit of a surprise then...

is your priceless GOTY CD ok though?

Post by **IchoTolot** » 19 Aug 2008, 17:19

nice swimmingpool 8)

Website · Post by **~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~** » 19 Aug 2008, 17:42

Spaz's vibrators could be anywhere!

[DXA]{E.d.H}hdd21 · Post by **[DXA]{E.d.H}hdd21** » 19 Aug 2008, 18:58

THAT SUCKS!

is your priceless GOTY CD ok though?

Even if not my slimline is avalable

But yeah flooded house must SUCK!

My areas vunrable to flooding too. my grandma got flooded.
(who lives just down the road)

Post by **ShadowRunner** » 19 Aug 2008, 19:08

I blame the US government's HAARP.

http://www.haarp.net

sue them as well...

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