I waz bored

The time is right for a suicide!
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I waz bored

Post by [FGS]FlyingGhost »

i was bored and i made something you may like i dont know

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i say its the FGS button :D
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here a little poem for you from a unknown Author .....



A Computer Poem for those over 40

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note
A window was something you hated to clean
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend
And gig was a job for the nights
Now they all mean different things
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano.

Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3-inch floppy
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress was something you did to the garbage
Not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public
You'd be in jail for a while.

Log on was adding wood to the fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper
And the memory in my head
I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash
But when it happens they wish they were dead.



..... are you still bored?
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this must be the longest ever post by Icho...
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Post by Tidus »

Icho spoke true words xDD
"JC! JC! the net's going, the nets going black! JC! No more youtube, no more facebooks of any kind, we will start over, use command lines, if you get this then FIND US! FIND US!"

Albert Einstein once said: "Technical progress is like an ax in the hands of a pathological criminal."
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Post by [FGS]FlyingGhost »

icho i hate poems so i almost fell asleep when i red them :P
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Post by Skilgannon »

Nice poem Icho, very funny. :D
* Since when were you the one in control?
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