DIAMONDS

[Kuchcik]

Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest metal of all time, if not just the hardest metal known to man.

4chan copypasta found on encyclopediadramatica.com

[SPAZ ROFELZ]

it's not surprising, anon wrote most of ED

[Kothar]

that made almost no sense at all... but okay

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

Since when is diamond a metal??

[[FGS]FlyingGhost]

you know diamond is actually made of carbon or carbon dioxide

carbon is VERY Cheap but diamond Is DAMN Expencive

so how is that possible?

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

you know diamond is actually made of carbon or carbon dioxide

Yes

carbon is VERY Cheap but diamond Is DAMN Expencive

Indeed

so how is that possible?

Because as far as I know, it's VERY sophisticated (if not impossible) to turn carbon into diamond industrially.
The immense pressure and heat that is required for a transformation exceeds our capabilities.




..this comparison is flawed but our 1000

[[FGS]FlyingGhost]

that is also true xD

[~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~]

It does not exceed our capabilities but the amount of money needed to create diamond costs so much that people just don't bother with it.

[[FGS]FlyingGhost]

you think we can make the preseur to make diamonds LOL

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

Bigfoot can do for sure.. with his FEET jumping on the carbon until it gets liek.. diamond!

[Kuchcik]

You didn't get the text at all.

[~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~]

Diamonds have been made by human since 1950 with HPHT technology. (High Pressure High Temperature) Google if you don't believe

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

You didn't get the text at all.

Fine, I agree.. we failed.. I failed.. but the text was simply too *love* to keep on topic.

[~[FGS]SaSQuATcH~]

You didn't get the text at all.

Your topic has been predicted to end up in the Off-Beat Club ever since you posted it anyway.

[~][FGS][Nobody~]

It's SPAM yet.... YET